My Presidential Platform ...

1. Give the illegal aliens 90 days to get their affairs in order and go back to their own country. These 90 days can be used to sell off their car, house, furniture, etc.; say goodbye's to friends; etc. On day 91, INS swoops in and arrests any stragglers; 90 days in jail doing public service work on chain-gangs and then a one-way ticket ride back to whence they came. Second time caught will be a federal offense and get a year in federal prison. These INS sweeps will go down regularly - roughly every 4 - 6 months.

2. Do away with lethal injections for executions. This is not a deterrant. Bring back public executions. Infact, put public hangings on Pay-Per-View and use the proceeds to offset the National deficit and get the homeless off the street.
3. NO MORE fighting someone elses civil war. Let's take care of our OWN PEOPLE on our OWN SOIL! If someone really wants our help, they can ask, and if we have the time, we'll help them where we can.

3(a). Let's feed the hungry and house the homeless in our own country FIRST. I'm sure that there are quite a few brilliant minds out there living on the street with rumbling stomachs. I'm not talking about FREE handouts for some lazy individuals - they will be working for their meals by learning a trade and putting it to use. Over time, they will be on their own feet and off the Welfare doles.

4. Reverse the 'Reduction In Force' for the military. As it stands right now, if we got into any major conflict (oh, wait a minute, we are) we won't have enough troops to cover our own back-side (sorta like now).

4(a). The Commander In Chief, being the top of the military chain of command, will be required to have served HONORABLY in the armed service. This could include the National Guard and Coast Guard, however certain restrictions would need to be ironed out for this.

5. Non-destructive Stem-Cell research funding - Yes

6. Ban the distinction between marriage and civil unions. Make marriage lawful for ALL U.S. citizens - gay, straight or diagonal.

7. This Affirmative Action thing needs to be scrapped. It's no longer what it was origionally intended for. Now it does more harm than good.

8. The Electoral College MUST be dumpped! Your vote really doesn't count with the EC in place.